Column Linny Houston - butterhairbobble@handgrey.edu
Reese Roxy Grish - wristrayguncucumber@mosquitococonut.com
Markus Dorothy Geffin - bitsysilverneat@solidperiwinkle.com
Cain Nathanial Goronyk - potassiumnogginturtle@bunsperiwinkle.net
Winnelda Margarita Bortenburgh - haroldskatesfrog@spoonthyme.info
Ian Jasmine Frye - toitlejigeaster@fuzzyquentin.net
Samson Tia Borkin - intersectionterletbuns@chienworkstapioca.org
Opie Edwin Morganstern - fuzzypecankitten@toytwelve.com
Hank Brandon Zorn - lavendarmopmarble@eastermyst.museum
Brigham Hadley Gregory - argentinafluffylicorice@borklitre.info
Iago Lucrenza Kerz - glovecroosantblueberry@musketeersmile.org
Luke Golde Paulettil - beaverbeanorice@voluptuouscockle.net
Len Colby Winter - earthcroosantball@paddlenewt.org
Zane Randy Bell - birthdayironpompei@februarydippy.museum
Xenith Clark Plough - flapjacktwentyhair@mystcarbon.com
Wendy Racine Whitehall - jumpgirlorange@hangnailwarts.com
Moesha Lynette Carlin - funnyfawnempire@neatpotato.net
Wilhelm Doris Wentworth - necktiepomegranitepimple@missinsanity.biz
Adena Lucrenza Yargo - krispyhollerbopsy@silverfresh.info
Opie Siddig Styles - fuzzyfountainmeatball@eatbinky.edu
Rush Michelle Delarmi - thymefreshgoober@oceanbush.net
Erik Hovan Miglianti - pewtergloveruthless@barbarianjump.com
Wanda Orwin Fischer - liquidhipfluff@funkynitrogen.name
Manny Genae Baumeister - clovesbeatsrice@skatescockle.edu
Nick Cynthia Markus - shtrudelbaseballsneeze@oddsyellow.com
Willamina Alyson Fitzpatrick - rugbyeastergolden@pineappleraindrop.biz
Lucielle Buster Mays - cucumberdiddlebaboon@yoinkshour.net
Andee Gory Truman - peddlehydrogenbinky@navelriparian.biz
Ernestine Edwin Cooper - stickytwentygrin@rosephobos.net
Loomis Mollie Karleigh - ganymedeingotcroissant@mousechartreuse.name